What a shower.

MAT FINISH.

I bought us a rubber shower mat today.

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I laid it in the shower tray, stripped off, stepped in and closed the door.

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I turned on the shower and tried to move but I couldn't 'cos the suckers on the mat were firmly attached to my feet.

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I couldn't bend down either to free it from the soles of my feet!

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So I opened the shower door and hopped out, walrus-like,

onto the tiled floor, slipped and bashed my chin on the toilet seat.

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Well, it didn't come with instructions so how was I to know the damn thing should have been laid the other way up?